It has long been established that Winston Churchill was one of the greatest leaders of our time. He was also known for being a great speaker. From stirring official speeches to witty asides, Churchill had an impressive way with words which has never truly been equaled.
What most people don’t know, however, is that Churchill left behind a body of work that most have never heard, or even heard of. The speeches that follow were given by Winston Churchill as he was falling asleep, and they give us a rare glimpse of what this renowned man was like in those minutes of late-night half-consciousness. To get the full effect of what this brilliant mind was trying to say, it is best to read them out loud:
April 22, 1933:
Heeeehhh. Nehoo nauffum amahana fooo. Ahhhhh-huh hmmm. Mmmm. Ahh. (Sniff) Ohhhhh. No. No thank you….Ahhhh. Hmm gbba nffm barmnafnnn.
August 17, 1941:
Whuh. Who said that? Whaaaah. I…I…wasn’t there. ‘Twasn’t me. No. Don’t know who. No. Wheehh. What did you say? It was the calimari. Hgghh? Hgghh. Hgghh, hohhhhh ennnnnnnn. (Exhales heavily) Amnbffn. Wheh. I don’t think so. Madam, if I was your husband, I’d go the do in the drinkmmmmm…
March 12, 1947:
Arrrrhmm. Rrmmm. Hooh. Hooohhhh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh. Hee hee hee! Oooooooh. Huh. Haugh. Ughhaa. Guh. Mmmnnmmnnmmn. (Coughs.) Ogh. (Hacks.) Gaah. Gaaaaaaaaghhh! Huh. Ooomn. Haggggggk-k-k-k-k.(Makes disgusting guttural noises.) Mmmmmm. Nnnnnn….
January 4, 1950:
Hebeh. Hmm, what? What? Hmm? Oh. Nnnnnnnnnnnn. He-ooh ah hannum. Mah….Mah….MAH! Eh? Ohhhhh. (Sighs) Haahhhhh. Ut. Fubba…Foo. Bnahhvvvbnmeeeafnnm. Plaugh. Gugghhhh, efffffmm. Where’s the whoof dann? Where is it? Have you seen it anywhere? The whoof dann, it’s the hahm nefmnnmnmahh. Ehh. Fnnnn.
As you can see, a lot can be learned by listening to and reading the words of this great political genius of the 20th century. His words can challenge us, teach us, and inspire us. For example, I am now going to go take a nap.